Recess

Recess Quotes

Comic tales of a group of good friends, 4 boys and 2 girls, during breaks in primary school, as they grow up, relate to each other, and have brushes with authority.

[repeated line]
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: This womps.
Spinelli: It's not martial arts, it's survive. It was invented by the French.
[repeated line]
Ashley 'Ashley B' Boulet: Scccaandaaloussss
King Bob: So shall it be written, so shall it be done!
Miss Muriel P Finster: I'd call you a pack of wild animals, but even wild animals don't throw food. Except for monkeys. But you're not monkeys, are you? No, you're children, children who act like monkeys.
Gelman: And if you ever tell a teacher on me again, I'll hit you so hard your clothes'll hurt!
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Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: Tender
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: Mikey, what are you doing?
Mikey: Communing with people who appreciate my innate spiritual gifts.
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: I appreciate your insane spiritual gifts, Mikey.
Miss Alordayne Grotkey: Ok, so everyone who didn't do their homework last night will be challenged to a double load.
[the class groans]
Miss Alordayne Grotkey: And anyone who did their homework can have the night off.
Gretchen: YES! WOOHOO!
[realizes she's the only one cheering]
Gretchen: Umm, I mean... Boo, the unfairness?
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: Never kid a kid who hasn't had his recess.
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: [receiving test scores] F? That's terrible!
Gus: F! I'm so disappointed in myself!
Gretchen: A-? My life is flashing before my eyes!
Gretchen: But... but you were supposed to study the homework and learn from it!
Spinelli: Gretchen, what colour's the sky on your planet?
Gretchen: You skipped studying for professional wrestling?
Spinelli: Doesn't everybody?
Upside-Down Girl: [after Digger Dave has given her advice on how to hang] Do something about him, Detweiller. If I have to come down from here, nobody's going to be happy.

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