Ron Shock Quotes

Ron Shock — American Comedian born on October 19, 1942, died on May 17, 2012

Howard Ronald "Ron" Shock was an American comedian and storyteller who was best known for his reenactments of stories that he extracted from newspapers... (wikipedia)

I'm an orator, a raconteur.

If the Bible is correct, and the Earth is only 6,000 years old, that means there were no dinosaurs, and museum curators have been messing with us. Or the dinosaurs were here, and we never noticed them. Or a lot of people saw them but didn't want to say anything.

Fortunately for me, or unfortunately, they made me an editor of the Parish Prison Pelican. I could read and write, and I had a way with words.

It has been a wonderful life for me. It's just been a blessing. I can't say I would have done it any other way. I have no regrets. I like what I do.

I have a routine I go through on the days that I work, and I don't want to divert from that.