Ronnie Barker Quotes

Ronnie Barker — English Comedian born on September 25, 1929, died on October 03, 2005

Ronald William George "Ronnie" Barker, OBE was an English actor, comedian and writer. He was known for roles in British comedy television series such as Porridge, The Two Ronnies and Open All Hours... (wikipedia)

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion.

But first, the news: The House of Commons was sealed off today after police chased an escaped lunatic through the front door during Prime Minister's question time. A spokesman at Scotland Yard said it was like looking for a needle in a haystack.

There was a strange happening during a performance of Elgar's 'Sea Pictures' at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight, when the man playing the triangle disappeared.

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.

Ronnie Barker Quotes

Ronnie Barker Quotes

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