Samantha Bee Quotes

Samantha Bee — American Comedian born on December 29, 1969,

Samantha Bee is a Canadian comedic actress and author best known as a cast member on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, where she was the longest-serving regular correspondent. In 2015, she departed the show, after 12 years, to start her own show... (wikipedia)

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens in, some coffee, and on a good day, maybe even some news of the world via the newspaper.

The best part about poker is there's no down side.

Samantha Bee Quotes

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