Sid Waddell Quotes

Sid Waddell — British Entertainer born on August 10, 1940,

Sid Waddell was an English sports commentator and television personality. He was nicknamed 'The Voice of Darts' due to his fame as a darts commentator, and worked for Granada, Yorkshire, BBC, and Sky Sports television broadcasters. Due to his joke telling skills he was also nicknamed The Thief of Bad Gags, firstly by Dave Lanning. He was nominated for two prestigious awards for his work, and published several books... (wikipedia)

Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27.

The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!

You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player.