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Frank Lambert is a construction worker and a single father of 3 kids: J.T., Alicia "Al", and Brendan. Carol Foster, a beautician, also has 3 children: Dana, Karen, and Mark. After Frank and... See full summary »

Jean-Luc: What do you think?
Carol Foster Lambert: I think you look like Barbara Eden from "I Dream Of Jeannie".
Jean-Luc: Well, I think you look like Crissy from "Three's Company"!

Frank Lambert: [sit on the armchair, making crosswords] A city from Texas, 6 letters ?
Carol Foster Lambert: Well, Frank, D-A-L-L-A-S !

Frank Lambert: J.T. you don't look so good.
J.T: [groggy] You should see the bathroom.

Karen Foster: Mom I know you think of Al as a family member but I don't.

Cody Lambert: Woah! A Canadian penny! Now I can buy bubble gum! That is, if I go to Canadia.

Cody Lambert: [Cody enters the room wearing his pajamas and a night cap] Impending doom!

Cody Lambert: Look, it's the Dana-burger with cheese!

[repeated line]
Jean-Luc: That come out wrong.

Cody Lambert: Ya buddy.

J.T: This stinks. In twenty years, I'm not gonna need algebra!
Frank Lambert: You will if you're still in high school.

Frank Lambert: [about Carol bringing Jean-luc home] You brought me a french man?

J.T: Think about it, if you were dead then we couldn't see you.

Rich Halke: You came barging through that door like the chick from Fatal Attraction.

[Most of the family is sick]
Frank Lambert: Cody, where's J.T?
Cody Lambert: He's in the bathroom tossing his cookies. He's doing the technicolor yawn! He's driving the porcelain bus! He's calling RALPH on the big white phone. I tell you, this family's having a major hurl-fest!

Al Lambert: Who's she?
Mark Foster: Only the hottest chick in the eighth grade.
Al Lambert: Then why on earth would she want to go out with a geek like you?

Dana Foster: Lose the Elton John shoes
Rich Halke: But they're really working for me
Dana Foster: No they're really, really not.

Steve Urkel: Hi Al. I heard about you and Roger. You know, you shouldn't let it bother you.
Al Lambert: Here we go again. I am sick of getting advice about being dumped from people who have never been dumped.
Steve Urkel: [long pause] Are you kidding? Why, being dumped is my career! If there was a 'Being Dumped' Hall of Fame, I'd be elected on the first ballot.

Cody Lambert: Hey, the Codeman's back. Meat loaf, all right. You were having meat loaf when I left.

Carol Foster Lambert: Frank, don't you want another child?
Frank Lambert: Carol, I don't want more, I want less. I'd trade two of them in for golf clubs.