The wacky and sometimes surreal adventures of Norbert and Daggett Beaver.

Daggett: I can't believe it, Norbert.
Norbert: Whassat, Daggett?
Daggett: Our own parents kicked us out.
Norbert: They didn't kick us out. We were the first litter and Mom had a second litter. It's the beaver way.
Daggett: But, Norb. Where will we go? How will we survive?
Norbert: We'll be all right. You've got your Beaver Survival Kit, right?
Daggett: No.
Norbert: Oh, that's not good.
[Dag starts whimpering]
[repeated line]
Norbert: Come on, big hug!
[Norbert squeezes Dag hard as he hugs him]
Norbert: [as Baron Bad Beaver] ... For I am Baron Bad Beaver, master of really, terrible, evil... things...
[puts a cup under a cows udder and squeezes it]
Daggett: Come on, Bossy, get with the moo juice!
Norbert: [dressed as a doctor] It seems like I've forgotten something but I can't remember what. Oh, well, its probably just a matter of life and death. Well, nothing's more important to a doctor than his golf game. Fore!
Norbert: Where in the name of deus ex machina did that T-Rex come from?
Daggett: Die, spooty thing, die!
[the boys are jumping on the couch]
Daggett: Hey, Norb, let's see who can jump the highest.
Norbert: [bumps the ceiling light and stops jumping] Uh, Dag, I think we should stop.
Daggett: You're just afraid I'll beat you.
Norbert: No, Dag, listen...
Daggett: [teasing] Norby's afraid to jump high.
Norbert: Daggett, listen.
Daggett: Norby's a chicken. BAWK BAWK BAWK. Come on, chicken boy. What are you afraid...
Daggett: [hits the light and gets violently shocked] AAAH!
Daggett: How could I be so blind and not see? It's oblivious.
[repeated line]
Daggett: That was nuts!
Daggett: Desperate times call for desperate desperateness.
Daggett: Ooh! Lima beans on a comb!
Daggett: What in the name of Kenneth Tobey's cardboard belt are you two doing here?
Daggett: [as Muscular Beaver] What? An unexpected development!
Daggett: I know my situation is rather unique.
Norbert: The word is psychotic.
Daggett: What in the name of Aunt Eileen's cabbageless coleslaw is going on?
Daggett: Oh, yeah? Structure this, chart boy!
[pokes his tongue out]
Daggett: Oh, wait - I'm chart boy.
Norbert: Derr - I'm Daggett, I have a chart. If only I had a brain!
Daggett: What's that spooty, spoothead, spoot guy, king of the spoots doing here?
Norbert: What in the name of Jonas Grumby's starched khakis was that?
Daggett: With these super cool x-ray specs, I can even see through windows.
Norbert: Listen to yourself.
Daggett: I am!
[awkward pause]
[Daggett tests the wind with his finger]
Norbert: You're indoors, Daggett, there's no wind.
Daggett: Oh, yeah? What's that coming out of your pie hole?
Norbert: Ooh, good comeback.
Daggett: Really?
Norbert: Erm... no.
Daggett: Hey, Barry, how come you're so hungry? What's up with that?
Barry: Hey... you're right.
Daggett: Of course I am!
Norbert: Hey, don't look now, Walt Witless, I think your flowers are being trampled.
Daggett: [getting angry] Get off me bloomin' flowers!
[after watching a video of them being born]
Daggett: I'm going to put Dad's army hygiene movies back on.
Norbert: Dag! Don't you see? You're not my brother!
Daggett: Yeah, you wish.
Norbert: And maybe my wish came true.
Daggett: Hey, Norbert! You're at the door!
Bing: Oh, by the way, its me, Bing, by the way.
Daggett: What do you want, Bing-by-the-way?
Daggett: In the name of Mike Gerard's overbuilt truck - stop!
[repeated line]
Daggett: What in the name of Davy Crockett's sweat-stained buckskins is going on?
Norbert: My way, you get to keep your tail. Your way, you get a sushi bar following you around.
Daggett: [bluntly] Your point?
Norbert: It'd wreck your social life if you had one.
Daggett: Urethra! I found something!
Daggett: Ah, the thrill of victory and the agony of my feet.
Norbert: What in the name of what's-its-name are you doing?
Daggett: ...I suffered an unexpected prolapse...
Norbert: You mean relapse.
Daggett: Work with me here.
Norbert: Let's split up.
Daggett: Why?
Norbert: It makes too much sense to stick together.
Daggett: Oh.
Daggett: We're doomed!

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