The Dukes of Hazzard Quotes

The adventures of the fast-drivin', rubber-burnin' Duke boys of Hazzard County.

The Balladeer: [opening song] Just the good ole' boys / Never meanin' no harm / Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born / Straightenin' the curves / Flattenin' the hills / Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will / Makin' their way the only way they know how / That's just a little bit more than the law will allow / Just the good ole' boys / Wouldn't change if they could / Fightin' the system like a true-modern day Robin Hood.
Bo & Luke: [shout] Yee-haw!

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Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Ohhh! That was a *horrendous* crash!

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Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Enos! This is your superior officer RosCOOOOOOOOO P. Coltrane!

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Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: OOOOOOH! I'm in "Hot Pursuit!"
[giggle]
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: I love it! I love it!

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Cooter Davenport: Breaker One, Breaker One, I might be crazy, but I ain't dumb! Craaazy Cooter comin' at ya! Ya'll out there on the Hazzard net?

Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg: Roscoe, arrest them Duke boys!

Deputy Enos Strate: Possum on a gumbush!

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Ya dun *scuffed* my ve-hicle!

Deputy Cletus Hogg: Aww, buzzard on a buzzsaw!

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Say Hello from Roscoe!

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: I'm gonna cuff ya an' stuff ya!

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!