The Pink Panther is a heroic, moral cartoon cat with pink fur and the manners of an English aristocrat. He only becomes flustered or angry at obtuse or offensive humans who try to disrupt ... See full summary »

Pink Panther: [as the hunter runs across the bridge and back onto the ark he created and laughing hysterically] Why can't humans behave more like animals?
Narrator: [Pink Panther puts a quarter in a vending machine] Strawberry pop, huh? Great stuff, that strawberry!
Narrator: [Pink Panther waits, but nothing happens, so he bends down for a look. Strawberry pop sprays in his face] There's your strawberry...
Narrator: [Ice cubes hit him in the face] Your ice cubes...
Narrator: [the cup plops on his nose] And your cup! Now, wasn't that refreshing?
Narrator: [Pink Panther throws the cup on the floor and stomps off] Awww, he's going away mad.
[Money spews out the change return]
Narrator: And he forgot his change!
Narrator: Look at you. You're ready for a night on the town. Uh-oh, it looks like I spoke too soon.
Narrator: [the Pink Panther looks at his leg and notices that he has a loose thread. He starts pulling on the loose thread until he's unravelled all of the fur on his bottom half] Now look what you've done. You've defurred yourself...
Narrator: [background noises are replaced by the Pink Panther coming in in a pink fur coat and a black top hat] Now I've seen everything. Nitwit.
[repeated lines]
Sargeant Toto: Yes, Inspector.
Inspector Clouseau: Don't say "yes". Say "oui".
Sargeant Toto: Yes, Inspector.