Sarah Silverman stars as Sarah Silverman, an unemployed single woman who still behaves like a child. Sarah depends in everything on her sister (played by her real sister Laura). Sarah is ... See full summary¬†¬Ľ

Sarah Silverman: You car smells like farts!
Sarah Silverman: I just tried to be like the others / But I pooped instead / I tried to join in with my brothers / I pooped instead / And I wish it never happened, that's what I wish / And I also wish so many things...
Sarah Silverman: I wish every child had a mother / That's what I wish / I wish we could love one another / If I had one wish / And I wish all the nations belonged to one world / And I wish all religion was love.
Sarah Silverman: And I wish the retarded... were re-smarted / That's what I wish.
[fade to white]
Black God: Hello, Sarah.
Sarah Silverman: Are you God's black friend?
Black God: Sarah, your song was so passionate, so selfless. It has risen above the sound of a billion prayers. I want you to pick one wish, and I will grant it. All you have to do is choose.
[Sarah nods, fade to white]
Steve: I heard brunch is an escape from ...
All: Ew!
Brian: See, I always thought it was more a matter of ...
All: Gross!
Sarah Silverman: You guys are both wrong. According to Newsweek, brunch comes from the Latin ...
Sarah Silverman: Peggy... Does that bum you out 'cause your name rhymes with... Eggy. Like Egg.