Tim Conway Quotes

Tim Conway — American Actor born on December 15, 1933,

Thomas Daniel "Tim" Conway is an American comedian, writer and actor. He is known for his role as the inept Ensign Charles Parker in the 1960s World War II-set situation comedy, McHale's Navy, for his sketch comedy as a co-star on the 1970s variety program, The Carol Burnett Show, for starring as the title character in the Dorf series of comedy films, and for cartoon voice work as the voice of Barnacle Boy from the animated series SpongeBob SquarePants... (wikipedia)

I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew.

I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.

I avoid all the language and nudity and violence and everything. I have enough of that at home.

If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.

I was dyslexic - was, still am - 'cause I would see words that weren't there. And people just started laughing, and I thought, well, this is a good way to make a living. I'll just go downtown to read and have people laugh, you know?

Tim Conway Quotes

Login with