X-Men: Evolution Quotes
This rendition of X-Men features Cyclops, Jean Grey, Rogue, Nightcrawler, Shadowcat, and Spike as teenagers as they fight for a world that fears and hates them.
Nightcrawler: [about Wolverine] He locked us out!
Kitty Pryde: No, he shut himself in so we'd be safe!
Nightcrawler: There's a crazy person flying the plane! You call that safe? We have to get out of here!
Kitty Pryde: Can you transport us to the ground?
Nightcrawler: Yeah, right. Picture this: bumpety, bumpety, bumpety, bumpety, SPLAT!
Kitty Pryde: No, he shut himself in so we'd be safe!
Nightcrawler: There's a crazy person flying the plane! You call that safe? We have to get out of here!
Kitty Pryde: Can you transport us to the ground?
Nightcrawler: Yeah, right. Picture this: bumpety, bumpety, bumpety, bumpety, SPLAT!
Pyro: I am real glad you dropped by since I've been bored out of my skull.
Wolverine: Where's your buddies?
Pyro: Since Magneto's gone, Colossus bailed and went back to Russia, Sabertooth's out playing with a big ball of yarn somewhere, and Gambit didn't leave a note on the fridge...
[Wolverine slams him in his chair and leaves]
Pyro: Okay, take care, so long. Don't get all weepy on me. Let's not drag this out or anything. Ugh, Ahhh I know just how to turn this frown upside down.
[starts playing the Magneto tape again]
Wolverine: Where's your buddies?
Pyro: Since Magneto's gone, Colossus bailed and went back to Russia, Sabertooth's out playing with a big ball of yarn somewhere, and Gambit didn't leave a note on the fridge...
[Wolverine slams him in his chair and leaves]
Pyro: Okay, take care, so long. Don't get all weepy on me. Let's not drag this out or anything. Ugh, Ahhh I know just how to turn this frown upside down.
[starts playing the Magneto tape again]
Professor Charles Xavier: I'm sorry, Rouge but all visits must be scheduled ahead of time.
Rogue: I'll see you tomorrow, Misty.
[thinking]
Rogue: You wouldn't do this to Miss Popularity over there.
Jean Grey: Hey, that's not true. He doesn't treat me any differently than anybody else.
Rogue: Who gave you permission to go inside my head!
Rogue: I'll see you tomorrow, Misty.
[thinking]
Rogue: You wouldn't do this to Miss Popularity over there.
Jean Grey: Hey, that's not true. He doesn't treat me any differently than anybody else.
Rogue: Who gave you permission to go inside my head!
Quicksilver: [Lance walks in from outside] Finally! Are you done fixing that transmission of yours yet? I've got dates tonight!
Avalanche: Yeah, I'm done all right.
Quicksilver: Good. You know, if you're going to be on *my* team, you're going to have to make yourself a little more... presentable. By the way, while you're up, would you mind moving the chair? It's blocking my view of the tube.
Avalanche: Sure. Glad to!
[uses his powers to throw the chair out the window]
Quicksilver: Aw, now look what you...
Avalanche: [grabbing Pietro] All right, that's it! I've had it with taking orders from you!
Toad (Todd Tolensky): [comes in tangled up in a TV antenna] And *I'm* tired of being your TV antenna!
Blob: And *I'm* tired of doing all your cooking!
[sadly]
Blob: You didn't even notice the radish roses. I'm through!
Quicksilver: Hey, hey, hey! Might I remind you losers that Magneto put me in charge for a reason. And the only way you guys have any chance of joining his new crew is to prove that you can work together as a team! And that, my friends, takes leadership! Strong, decisive, fearless...
[looks out the window and screams]
Quicksilver: Wanda!
[dives into the closet]
Quicksilver: Don't tell her I'm here!
Avalanche: Ha!
Avalanche: Yeah, I'm done all right.
Quicksilver: Good. You know, if you're going to be on *my* team, you're going to have to make yourself a little more... presentable. By the way, while you're up, would you mind moving the chair? It's blocking my view of the tube.
Avalanche: Sure. Glad to!
[uses his powers to throw the chair out the window]
Quicksilver: Aw, now look what you...
Avalanche: [grabbing Pietro] All right, that's it! I've had it with taking orders from you!
Toad (Todd Tolensky): [comes in tangled up in a TV antenna] And *I'm* tired of being your TV antenna!
Blob: And *I'm* tired of doing all your cooking!
[sadly]
Blob: You didn't even notice the radish roses. I'm through!
Quicksilver: Hey, hey, hey! Might I remind you losers that Magneto put me in charge for a reason. And the only way you guys have any chance of joining his new crew is to prove that you can work together as a team! And that, my friends, takes leadership! Strong, decisive, fearless...
[looks out the window and screams]
Quicksilver: Wanda!
[dives into the closet]
Quicksilver: Don't tell her I'm here!
Avalanche: Ha!
Rogue: [finds Kurt with the stone Mystique] You dare bring that thing into this house?
Nightcrawler: Rogue, she can't hurt us anymore.
Rogue: Speak for yourself!
Nightcrawler: I know you have every reason to hate her. So do I, I mean, look at what she's done to us. But still, she's our mother.
Rogue: Either you get her out of here or I will!
Nightcrawler: Rogue, anger and hate destroyed her. If you don't get rid of yours it will destroy you to.
Rogue: It already destroyed me.
Nightcrawler: Rogue, she can't hurt us anymore.
Rogue: Speak for yourself!
Nightcrawler: I know you have every reason to hate her. So do I, I mean, look at what she's done to us. But still, she's our mother.
Rogue: Either you get her out of here or I will!
Nightcrawler: Rogue, anger and hate destroyed her. If you don't get rid of yours it will destroy you to.
Rogue: It already destroyed me.
Nightcrawler: [excited about an upcoming party and dancing on top of a table] Yeah! Party, party!
[his tail slips out of his disguise and almost hits Scott]
Cyclops: Hey! Watch it!
[grabs his tail and yanks him back down to his seat]
Cyclops: Keep it under control! You can't be seen like that, remember?
Nightcrawler: [ignores Scott's comment] YOU PULLED MY TAIL, MAN!
[his tail slips out of his disguise and almost hits Scott]
Cyclops: Hey! Watch it!
[grabs his tail and yanks him back down to his seat]
Cyclops: Keep it under control! You can't be seen like that, remember?
Nightcrawler: [ignores Scott's comment] YOU PULLED MY TAIL, MAN!
Principal Edward Kelly: I just thought I'd stop by and personally invite you all to come back to school.
Blob: School? Oh, no way! We don't go anywhere we ain't wanted.
Toad (Todd Tolensky): Since when?
Principal Edward Kelly: If you do come, I'm certain you won't be bothered by anyone. In fact, I think they're all afraid of you.
Toad (Todd Tolensky): Hey, if you can't be cool, be feared. My momma always told me that.
Blob: School? Oh, no way! We don't go anywhere we ain't wanted.
Toad (Todd Tolensky): Since when?
Principal Edward Kelly: If you do come, I'm certain you won't be bothered by anyone. In fact, I think they're all afraid of you.
Toad (Todd Tolensky): Hey, if you can't be cool, be feared. My momma always told me that.
Toad (Todd Tolensky): This bombs, yo. Even the flies here think they're better than us.
Blob: Yeah, I don't even know what we're doing at school, anyway!
Quicksilver: But we do know what Lance is doing here. He wants to get a certain Kitty stuck in a tree. K-I-S-S...
[gets cut off as Avalanche tries to swat him, but he hits Toad instead]
Toad (Todd Tolensky): Ow!
Blob: Yeah, I don't even know what we're doing at school, anyway!
Quicksilver: But we do know what Lance is doing here. He wants to get a certain Kitty stuck in a tree. K-I-S-S...
[gets cut off as Avalanche tries to swat him, but he hits Toad instead]
Toad (Todd Tolensky): Ow!
