Alan King — American Comedian born on December 26, 1927, died on May 09, 2004

Alan King may refer to:.. (wikipedia)

My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
Age, style, where you come from, where you were born, it's different every time, which, to me, is refreshing because it says that there isn't any one thing, one formula or kind of character that makes a great comedian. Everybody has had a different approach.
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.
My father was a dreamer - my hero. He was a smart, tough guy from Poland, a cutter of lady's handbags, an old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: 'Don't end up like me.'