Alexander Woollcott — American Critic born on January 19, 1887, died on January 23, 1942

Alexander Humphreys Woollcott was an American critic and commentator for The New Yorker magazine and a member of the Algonquin Round Table... (wikipedia)

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for the Chicago Tribune.
Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.