Auberon Waugh — British Author born on November 17, 1939, died on January 16, 2001

Auberon Alexander Waugh was an English journalist, and eldest son of Evelyn Waugh. He was widely known by his nickname Bron... (wikipedia)

Looking back at all the people I have insulted, I am mildly surprised that I am still allowed to exist.
Anyone wishing to communicate with Americans should do so by e-mail, which has been specially invented for the purpose, involving neither physical proximity nor speech.
Better to go than sit around being a terrible old bore.