Bert Kalmar —

Bert Kalmar was a Jewish American lyricist, who was inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame in 1970... (wikipedia)

Don't look now but there's one man too many in this room and I think it's you!
I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!
I'll see you at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat til you get there. After that you're on your own.
You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!