Brandon T. Jackson Quotes

Brandon T. Jackson — American Comedian born on March 07, 1984,

Brandon Timothy Jackson is an American stand-up comedian, rapper, actor, and writer. He is best known for his roles in the films Roll Bounce, Tropic Thunder, Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief, Lottery Ticket, Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son, and Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters... (wikipedia)

Why don't women have respect for themselves nowadays? What happen to the woman who learned her grandmama's recipes and made her man sweet potato pie? I tell you, they don't make 'em like they used to. Will my real women stand up, please?

I'm always doing comedy and will never hit up a 9-to-5 desk job.

When you're blessed, you've got to be sensitive to people that don't have and need to depend on somebody else to eat.

I want to have children, please God, with a woman that I love and that I'm very attracted to.

I can't believe that women have got to put on so much in the morning. What time do women wake up? Man, I put a t-shirt and jeans on, and that's it.