Brian Celio — American Novelist born on July 16, 1981,

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I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.
Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.
I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?