Calvin Trillin — American Journalist born on December 05, 1935,

Calvin Marshall Trillin is an American journalist, humorist, food writer, poet, memoirist and novelist... (wikipedia)

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
I'm more disturbed when people expect me to be serious.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Health food makes me sick.
I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.