The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.' Adam Carolla
I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it and that's all I care about now! Chris O'Dowd
Depending on your political orientation, the Dixie Chicks are either the great defenders of free speech or American traitors. Shawn Amos
I really fell in love with the art of making clothes when I was dancing on tour. Creating my stage image through clothes was a blast. I discovered a total sense for what cool chicks and rockin' dudes like to wear. Total Skull is for those people. People that like to rock - total rock. Sheri Moon Zombie
I always wanted to be an artist, whatever that was, like other chicks want to be stewardesses. I read. I painted. I thought. Janis Joplin