The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
The first sort of big present I remember getting from Santa Claus was quite a small telescope that I remember going into our backyard with my parents and figuring out how to assemble, and staring at the night sky, just for hours, with both of my parents.
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
I had this grand idea that Elvira's kind of the Santa Claus of Halloween - at the malls, you'd have an Elvira there. Girls would dress as Elvira just like guys dress as Santa Claus, and it's not the real thing, but they'll pose for pictures, sign autographs. Of course, I couldn't go around to every mall, so we'd have to get more Elviras.