My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.
I knew how it was with drunks. They ran out of generosity, even for themselves.
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Things got so bad that when I went shopping for a house, some people would refuse to open the door if they saw it was me standing there. And drunks would always want to challenge me.
We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.
I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth.
God watches over drunks and third baseman.
When cars honk and hoot and drunks squeeze out of car windows and scream, you can be sure that football is in the air.
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
We were playing, not for the drunks, but for the musicians, because it was more intellectually challenging. We needed somewhere to put our energy to show that we were growing, and as we started to achieve this, people came to hear us musically.