Dudley Moore — British Celebrity born on April 19, 1935, died on March 27, 2002

Dudley Stuart John Moore, CBE was an English actor, comedian, musician and composer... (wikipedia)

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.
I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.
I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.