Edwin Edwards — American Politician born on August 07, 1927,

Edwin Washington Edwards is an American politician and member of the Democratic Party who served as the U.S. Representative for Louisiana's 7th congressional district from 1965 to 1972 and as the 50th Governor of Louisiana for four terms, twice as many elected terms as any other Louisiana chief executive. He served a total of sixteen years in office, the sixth-longest serving gubernatorial tenure in post-Constitutional U.S. history at 5,784 days... (wikipedia)

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true. I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors.
I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen.
He's so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.