Elsa Maxwell — American Writer born on May 24, 1883, died on November 01, 1963

Elsa Maxwell was an American gossip columnist and author, songwriter, and professional hostess renowned for her parties for royalty and high society figures of her day... (wikipedia)

A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you.
Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.
Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird.
I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.
Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores.