Evan Esar — American Writer born on December 30, 1899, died on December 30, 1995

Evan Esar was an American humorist who wrote "Esar's Comic Dictionary" in 1943, "Humorous English" in 1961, and "20,000 Quips and Quotes" in 1968. He is known for quotes like "Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions." He also wrote The Legend of Joe Miller, which was privately printed for members of the Roxburghe Club of San Francisco by the Grabhorn Press in 1957... (wikipedia)

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.