Fran Lebowitz — American Journalist born on October 27, 1951,

Frances Ann "Fran" Lebowitz is an American author and public speaker. Lebowitz is known for her sardonic social commentary on American life as filtered through her New York City sensibilities. Some reviewers have called her a modern-day Dorothy Parker... (wikipedia)

My favorite animal is steak.
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.