Gaylord Perry — American Athlete born on September 15, 1938,

Gaylord Jackson Perry is a former Major League Baseball right-handed pitcher. He pitched from 1962 to 1983 for eight different teams. During a 22-year baseball career, Perry compiled 314 wins, 3,534 strikeouts, and a 3.11 earned run average. He was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1991... (wikipedia)

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.
The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.
Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.
There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny.
I'd always have grease in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional.