Gelett Burgess — American Author born on January 30, 1866,

Frank Gelett Burgess was an artist, art critic, poet, author and humorist. An important figure in the San Francisco Bay Area literary renaissance of the 1890s, particularly through his iconoclastic little magazine, The Lark, he is best known as a writer of nonsense verse, such as "The Purple Cow", and for introducing French modern art to the United States in an essay titled "The Wild Men of Paris". He was the author of the popular Goops books, and he coined the term blurb... (wikipedia)

If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.
To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.