George Ade — American Playwright born on February 09, 1866, died on May 16, 1944

George Ade was an American writer, newspaper columnist, and playwright... (wikipedia)

Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.
To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
A good jolly is worth what you pay for it.
Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.