George Gobel — American Comedian born on May 20, 1919, died on February 24, 1991

George Leslie Gobel was an American comedian and actor. He was best known as the star of his own weekly NBC television show, The George Gobel Show, which ran from 1954 to 1960... (wikipedia)

When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.
Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.