Greg Giraldo — American Comedian born on December 10, 1965, died on September 29, 2010

Gregory C. "Greg" Giraldo was an American stand-up comedian, television personality, and lawyer. He is remembered for his appearances on Comedy Central's televised roast specials, and for his work on that network's television shows Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, Lewis Black's Root of All Evil, and the programming block Stand-Up Nation, the last of which he hosted... (wikipedia)

There are no black people in Iraq, so how will they know who to shoot at?
If you spend five minutes with me or watch me try to balance my checkbook, you can only imagine the disaster I would make of anyone's legal issues.
It's hard to distinguish when I was actually struggling from when I only felt like I was struggling - which was pretty much always.
Little did I know that earning a living at stand-up is the hardest thing you can do. But once I started doing it, I just loved it, and I realized that I was actually kinda good at it, and then that was it.
I've always had real trouble knowing what my actual desires and goals are. I've just been dragged along by fate.

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