H. Allen Smith — American Journalist born on December 19, 1907, died on February 24, 1976

Harry Allen Wolfgang Smith was an American journalist and humorist whose books were popular in the 1940s and 1950s, selling millions of copies... (wikipedia)

The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.