Ion Tiriac — Romanian Businessman born on May 09, 1939,

Ion Țiriac, also known as the 'Brasov Bulldozer' is a Romanian businessman and former professional tennis and ice hockey player. He is also the current owner of the Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open. In 2013 Tiriac was elected into the International Tennis Hall of Fame... (wikipedia)

I have a Lamborghini Diablo. I have Mercedes 600, a 500, a 300, a 190. I have a Ferrari Testarossa, a Porsche speedster.
I have every single Ferrari that came out. I have all the Mercedes they came out with, all the Jaguars they came out with, all the Porsches they came out with.
Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread.
I am not Shakespeare or Hemingway, but I have written stories on tennis that were brilliant.
I eat leftover caviar by hand, with baked potato, like peasants.