Jackie Mason — American Comedian born on June 09, 1931,

Jackie Mason is an American stand-up comedian and film and television actor. He is ranked #63 on Comedy Central's 100 greatest stand-up comedians of all-time... (wikipedia)

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.
My material is as new as anything on the dinner table. What difference does it make if I'm 70 or if I'm 20? The audience knows they aren't getting any old stories from me.