Jasper Carrott — English Comedian born on March 14, 1945,

Jasper Carrott, OBE is an English comedian, actor, television presenter, and personality... (wikipedia)

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.
When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke the mould. Now there are thousands of comedians out there, and I don't think I can be above it all.
There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.
Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.