Jean Kerr Quotes

Jean Kerr — American Playwright born on July 10, 1923, died on January 05, 2003

Jean Kerr was an Irish-American author and playwright born in Scranton, Pennsylvania, and best known for her humorous bestseller, Please Don't Eat the Daisies, and the plays King of Hearts and Mary, Mary... (wikipedia)

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.