Jeff Garlin Quotes

Jeff Garlin — American Comedian born on June 05, 1962,

Jeffrey Todd "Jeff" Garlin is an American comedian, actor, producer, voice artist, director, writer, podcast host and author. He has acted in many television shows and some movies, is an expert in magic, and is known for his role as Jeff Greene on the HBO show Curb Your Enthusiasm, for which he was nominated for seven Emmys in his role as Executive Producer, and two wins for Producing from the PGAs. He currently stars in the ABC sitcom, The Goldbergs... (wikipedia)

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey.

I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.

Parents have got to chill out. Let your kid eat dirt - they're gonna be fine!

I have gone to many theaters where it is so unpleasant with the commercials before the movie, the volume, and the disrespect of the filmgoers. So I understand people not wanting to go to the theater.

Jeff Garlin Quotes

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