Joe Bob Briggs — American Critic born on January 27, 1953,

John Irving Bloom, who uses the pseudonym Joe Bob Briggs, is a syndicated American film critic, writer and comic performer... (wikipedia)

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.
There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.
Faith is like a kernel of wheat.
It's not a crime to get drunk.
If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it 'romance and adventure.'