Joel McHale Quotes

Joel McHale — American Comedian born on November 20, 1971,

Joel Edward McHale is an American comedian, actor, writer, television producer, and television host. He is known for hosting The Soup and portraying Jeff Winger on the NBC/Yahoo! comedy series Community. He voiced Elliot in the computer-animated comedy film Open Season 2, and has appeared in such films as Spider-Man 2, Spy Kids: All the Time in the World, Ted, What's Your Number?, and Blended... (wikipedia)

You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.

Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is.

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!

Joel McHale Quotes

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