John Hodgman — American Comedian born on June 03, 1971,

John Kellogg Hodgman is an American author, actor, and humorist. In addition to his published written works, such as The Areas of My Expertise, More Information Than You Require, and That Is All, he is known for his personification of a PC in contrast to Justin Long's personification of a Mac in Apple's "Get a Mac" advertising campaign, and for his work as a correspondent on Comedy Central's The Daily Show with Jon Stewart... (wikipedia)

First of all, I wish I could grow a beard.
Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.
My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I'm talking about or not.
I know nothing about letting go.
It would be rather naive to imagine that Oprah doesn't have an Earth Evacuation Plan. You know Richard Branson does - his is in plain sight.