John Kruk — American Athlete born on February 09, 1961,

John Martin Kruk is an American former Major League Baseball player and current baseball analyst for ESPN... (wikipedia)

I'm not an athlete, I'm a baseball player.
People in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks.
I hated baseball. I really didn't like baseball at all until someone decided they were going to pay me... Every year I played in the big leagues, the day the season ended, I called my buddies in West Virginia and said, 'I'll be home tomorrow.'
On this Twitter thing, at least five people a day say 'bring back the mullet.' My wife told me I'm not allowed. Troy Tulowitzki wants me to grow a rat-tail for his charity. I was like, 'What the heck is a rat-tail?'
If you're playing for the Kansas City Royals about all you can do is beat your head against the wall.