Kinky Friedman — American Musician born on November 01, 1944,

Richard Samet "Kinky" Friedman is an American Texas Country singer, songwriter, novelist, humorist, politician and former columnist for Texas Monthly who styles himself in the mold of popular American satirists Will Rogers and Mark Twain. He was one of two independent candidates in the 2006 election for the office of Governor of Texas. Receiving 12.6% of the vote, Friedman placed fourth in the six-person race... (wikipedia)

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.