Kumail Nanjiani Quotes

Kumail Nanjiani — Pakistani Comedian born on February 21, 1978,

Kumail Nanjiani is a Pakistani-American stand-up comedian, actor and podcast host. He starred on the TNT series Franklin & Bash and co-hosts the show The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail. Nanjiani is also a regular on HBO's Silicon Valley. On top of his television and film work, he hosts two podcasts: The Indoor Kids and The X-Files Files... (wikipedia)

Stand-up is successful if they laugh. It's unsuccessful if they don't laugh.

You can get stuck in the trap of reading your YouTube comments all the time. Sometimes I regret it. Not everyone is going to love you. And for some reason, stand-up has this thing where everyone thinks they can do it. So everyone thinks they're an expert.

I never really got into game shows. The easiest one is 'Wheel Of Fortune' because you just have to know words, and for the most part everyone knows words.

I stay home. It's the best place to be alone. There is hardly any walk-through traffic.

I love, love, love the street-cart food. Gyros are like a meat-flavored fruit roll-up. A meat roll-up.