Lizz Winstead Quotes

Lizz Winstead — American Comedian born on August 05, 1961,

Lizz Winstead is an American comedian, radio, and television personality, and blogger. A native of Minnesota, Winstead is co-creator of The Daily Show along with Madeleine Smithberg, and served as head writer... (wikipedia)

I do a lot of reading of news so I can be smarter, and I do a lot of watching TV news so I can know why Americans aren't very smart. Then I can point out the hypocrisy of politicians or the media.

Whoever's president I'm not going to be short on material.

It just seems OK these days to throw women under the bus. Like we're a bargaining chip.

Opportunities present themselves to me. That's how my whole life has been pretty much. I've been lucky.

The political satirist usually votes against their own interests, but the bottom line is that it doesn't really matter.