Lou Costello — American Comedian born on March 06, 1906, died on March 03, 1959

Louis Francis Cristillo, known by the stage name Lou Costello, was an American actor and comedian best remembered for the comedy double act of Abbott and Costello, with Bud Abbott. Costello played a bumbling character. He was known for the catchphrases "Heeeeyyy, Abbott!" and "I'm a baaaaad boy!".. (wikipedia)

A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed.
That was the best ice cream soda I ever tasted.