Margaret Smith — Comedian

Margaret Smith may refer to:.. (wikipedia)

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.
Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.
I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.

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