Michelle Branch — American Musician born on July 02, 1983,

Michelle Jacquet DeSevren Branch is an American singer-songwriter and guitarist. During the early 2000s, she released two top-selling albums, The Spirit Room and Hotel Paper. She won a Grammy with Santana for "The Game of Love"... (wikipedia)

When I'm having a bad day, I pick up my guitar.
If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit.
People have this notion of me being this sweet, nice girl, but I'm kind of a pervert.
I have a pirate fetish - I just always thought eye patches were sexy.
There was a moment there when it was getting really bad and everyone was being let go. I was, like, 'Can I get fired, please? Can I move on with my life?