Mother-In-Law Quotes. QuotesGram

The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said, 'Mother, don't just stand there in the rain. Go home.'

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

I went from resenting my mother-in-law to accepting her, finally to appreciating her. What appeared to be her diffidence when I was first married, I now value as serenity.

The best compliment that has ever been given to me was, I was at the airport one day and a guy came in and said, 'Lionel, my wife loves you, the kids love you, my mother-in-law loves you, the family loves you.'

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.

When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke the mould. Now there are thousands of comedians out there, and I don't think I can be above it all.

I cut 'Diamond in My Crown' in my home in Georgia, because I wanted to use an old 1848 pump organ that my mother-in-law had gotten for Emory for Christmas one year. His mother would be proud to know that pump organ was made use of.

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law.

A car is like a mother-in-law - if you let it, it will rule your life.