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The obituaries shot up to the top of my list when I discovered Robert McG. Thomas, the 'Times' obit writer who redesigned its traditional form and added a measure of stylistic elegance.
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
I had real plans for my next decade and felt I'd worked hard enough to earn it. Will I really not live to see my children married? To watch the World Trade Center rise again? To read - if not indeed write - the obituaries of elderly villains like Henry Kissinger and Joseph Ratzinger?
My father always read obituaries to me out loud, not because he was maudlin or morbid, but because they were mini biographies.
I turn to the 'Telegraph's' obituaries page with trepidation.
I don't listen to the news. I don't read the newspaper unless it's eccentric information - and the obituaries, of course.
I think it would be funny for people to read in obituaries of me that my major contribution to the arts was the popularization of the phrases 'neutral facial expression' and 'screaming in agony.'
I feel like my career has been a series of glowing obituaries.
I've done a lot of death cartoons - tombstones, Grim Reaper, illness, obituaries... I'm not great at analyzing things, but my guess is that maybe the only relief from the terror of being alive is jokes.
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
